ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.
AMEN SISTAH. PREACh
this post would be great if you didn’t use comic sands
it would also be great if you knew it was “sans” not “sands”
(Source: 9to5chris, via itsthebowtieofthetimelords)
EVERY TUESDAY AT 6:40 IN THE MORNING MY MORNING TALK SHOW HOST STOPS EVERYTHING AND PLAYS HEAT OF THE MOMENT AND SAYS “HEY TUESDAY PIG IN A POKE” AND NO ONE UNDERSTAND BUT I DO
I DIDN’T CLARIFY THAT THIS IS A RADIO TALK SHOW BUT IT IS
(via stolenmadmanandabox)
do you ever just remember that when Rory first met a Dalek
he tried to help it
like he didn’t immediately assume it would be evil or try to shoot him
he just tried to help it
and give it back it’s eggs
I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.
—
Fan: When we first watch Supernatural we thought “he is really handsome” but then we found out that there were so much more than that, that you had so much more to offer. We think that a good actor can take you in a different place and is able not only to make you forget that you are watching an actor but also who makes you care about the character’s journey. And you really make people who watch you care about you and your character… and not just because you have a pretty face. You handle both tragedy and comedy with equal ability and your eyes speaks a thousand words even when you are saying nothing at all. So when Supernatural will end, don’t think about it as a conclusion, but as a stepping stone which will bring you to a bright future because you are Oscar material. [x]
so glad this came around again
Those tears in his eyes and him desperately trying to make a joke out of the situation so we wouldn’t notice them… Ugh never gonna be able to get over it
This always gets me. Because look how genuinely touched he is.
(via high-functioning-hedgehog)
—so my brother put up this barbed wire about a year ago and my dad sent him a text that said “the barbed wire you put up at bennett still looks good it’s even a weave catcher” and we were like what the hell does that mean he’s lost his mind…
then he sent this
apparently some girl tried to jump the fence and her weave got stuck in the barbed wire
Was anyone else thinking this was a chicken that had horrendously flown to it’s death
same
(via theblackship)
I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
(Source: guardian-of-the-arc, via yeah-see-im-clever)
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me:
(out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
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dude:
nice bag.
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me:
thanks. (keeps on shopping)
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dude:
do you even know who all those characters are?
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me:
uh... yeah?
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dude:
ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
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me:
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me:
wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
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dude:
(smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
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me:
does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
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dude:
psh, you're not a real fan.
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me:
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me:
(slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
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me:
how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
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dude:
uh... what?
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me:
explain the function of cellular mitosis?
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dude:
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me:
what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
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dude:
what are you even talking about?
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me:
oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
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dude:
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dude:
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dude:
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dude:
Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
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me:
his name is Norrin Radd.
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dude:
(looks extremely embarrassed)
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
but idk
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
Today has been great. We can all go to bed, the day is finished.
It kept getting better and better as I read.
Dead.
(Source: tumblr.com, via theblackship)
WHAT
PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????
(Source: touko, via not-your-house-keeper-dear)
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