sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”
I think people just haven’t completely grasped the concept that Sirius Black is the biggest drama queen of all time
“I did my waiting! Twelve years of it! In Azkaban!”
Was I the only one who thought Treacle Tart was solely a wizard thing?
I’m sorry, but I just thought that someone needed to be reminded:
There is a feral Ford Anglia running through the Forbidden Forrest.
Reblog this if you support Harry abuse
HE WAS A LORD
AND HE WAS A QUIRRELL
CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS?
HE TAUGHT AT SCHOOL
HE TOOK BALLET
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?
HE WAS EVIL
HE’D NEVER TELL
SECRETLY HE WAS EVIL AS WELL
BLESS YOU ALL
bitch killed dobby
So I am totally having a moment. Freakin’ look at her number 93. Out of all wizarding kind, she was the 93rd prisoner to do something bad. 93rd. 93rd.
I mean, can you imagine, out of all the people who have magic, only 93 of them were caught doing something horrible? That’s such a small minority.
AND THEN SHE ESCAPED.
Further confirming that she is one of the most bad-ass witches that ever lived (though we all wished her dead for killing Dobby)
Hmm… let’s see,
- You’re the messiah of the entire wizarding world, chosen as a profit to vanquish the darkest and most evil wizard of all time.
- You have a small bit of that man’s soul trapped inside of you keeping him alive, so the only way to kill him will be to kill yourself.
- Your father’s best friend is his killer and his killer was his best friend (one being your godfather and the other being your best friends pet rat).
- Your best friends are going to marry each other and you’re going to marry your best friends sister.
- You’re actually going to lose your ability to speak Parseltongue
- You’re going to save your life long arch enemy, and his family, from certain death for no good reason after he, and his family, tried to kill you, and your friends and family, repetitively
- At one point you are going to be the master of death.
- And finally, everyone is going to try to kill you, including most of your Defense Against The Dark Arts professors, and most of the people you love are going to die because of you.
- Oh, and your potions teacher wants to shag your mum.