how long have I been on tumblr
OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN 5 HOURS
*continues scrolling*
Its a test every day.
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A frog sitting on a bench (x)
why are there so many
songs about rainbows
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—HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
GPOY - when people you hate try to start a conversation with you
I. STILL. CANT. BREATHEEEEEE. OH MY GOD.
SWEET JESUS.
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—A family were on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was all right.
The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him, he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why, he said ‘there was a shark behind you.’ The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn’t believe him.
As soon as they got back to their hotel they loaded the picture onto their laptop and that was what they saw.
okay I just peed my pants.just shit myself
*BALLS*
Holy fuck.
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so 41,000 notes…last time i looked like 2 weeks ago it only had 20,000
good effort guys lol
I literally just laughed my ass off! This was perfect!
At first I was like “..This is wrong. I don’t condone this.” Then I had to stop kidding myself and began to laugh like there’s no tomorrow.
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ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
omg jeannine you win
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
Wait wtf
You guys are amateurs
let me show you how this is done
ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting
…
well, that works too
okay you amateurs
let me show you how it’s done
I’m now River Song
shhh spoilers
What the hell?
I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?
Ok, so far so good…
IT GOT EVEN BETTER
SCREAMS
OH MY GOD HAIROGH;AEROGIAH
I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO THINK ABOUT MAYBE POSSIBLY BEING ABLE TO CAN
CANT BREATHE. THIS IS PERFECT. AND HILARIOUS
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Everyone is always so surprised, but -hey- even washing machines need food too.
Too bad it’s your sock, huh?
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Hello, I am Jay Rose, College Collateral, Nanowrimo writer, Digital Designer, Animal adorer, Best Buddy, Abiguous Artist, an obsesed person for life, Whovian, PotterHead, Darren Criss adorer, Lover of all things good in life, a firm believer in faith, and goodness- so MUCH MORE!tumblr